Okay, I'll admit it's been about 9 months since my last haircut... That would be, since before the Hoglet was born! So, when Mr. Hedgie told me he was taking me out to an insanely (dress code required) dinner for my birthday I just HAD to get it cut. I told the lady I wanted it to land about the middle of my shoulder blades. I guess she didn't hear me quite right because when she showed be the length with her fingers it was right at my shoulders. I corrected her, she showed me again, all was good.... Then she cut.... It was WAY short. I told her so and that it could not go ANY SHORTER. Trusting (like an idiot) that she understood I let her keep going. I felt her cutting a bunch but assumed that it was just the layers she was adding....

I wasn't wearing my glasses so I couldn't really tell how short she was going... it is at my freaking shoulders! My bangs start at my cheekbones rather than near my jaw and I couldn't be more upset! Some people can pull off this cut. I am NOT one of them. When I saw what she had done I was shocked! Even more shocked that she wanted to argue with me about it and tell me that is what I had asked for. She then asked me if I wanted her to fix it. How? Cut more length into my hair? DO you have a magic hair growing machine?

What was supposed to be a couple inches turned into 7!!!!! WTF? They still made me pay for it. Fine. It was $6 because of a special. I don't know how in the world I am doing to doctor this thing to not look like crap! Ugh... I actually cried. I have never cried over a haircut in my life! I feel pathetic but I am so pissed..........

I can't even wear it up tomorrow night to avoid its lack of length and awkwardness.

Vent over.