Did you poop on the table or on the floor when you were in labor? Essentially, did you poop anywhere other than in the toilet while you were in labor?

I think I was lucky (I guess). I pooped for about 12 hours straight while I was in early labor and by the time the baby came out, I had nothing left to give.

A friend of mine told me during her natural labor that she felt the midwife "doing something" back there and she asked what was going on (she was on her hands and knees). The midwife calmly said, "Oh, just cleaning you up a bit, dear. You're doing great." And she is thinking "Great. I just sh*t on the midwife."