I am trying to eat my lunch in peace. I work 12.5 hours a day, I need peace for my 30 min lunch (which I had to use the "pregnant card" to get to go eat, but that's another story)! This secretary is yapping my ear off, even though I'm looking at my phone this whole time, trying to give her the hint I don't want to chat.

She says "congrats on your pregnancy by the way. It's like an infection, soon everyone will be pregnant again". Wow, thank you. So thoughtful.

Then she looks at my lunch, a grilled cheese I got because it was quick and the only thing that sounded good. She says "just bread and cheese? You actually paid money for that?" Bitch, I'm going to slap you. Ugh!!

She's looking at my phone asking what I'm doing and is talking about how bad she is with technology. And yammering on about how she is close to losing this job. Oh there is a God!

Sorry, just needed to vent!