What's on your mind today?
What's on your mind today?
GOLD / wonderful pea / 17697 posts
I'm currently very excited...my SIL just texted that they can take E for a weekend in Sept so D and I can go to a wedding. We'll have obligations, and be around people and all, but we also have a hotel room for the weekend, toddler free, huzzah! Our marriage badly needs some time to reconnect!
Other than that, my day is meh. Work is slow, and I'm tired and ready to be home, lol!
ETA:
Dear E,
Seriously. The whining? Needs.to.stop. I love you, but I won't give you exactly what you want every time. Life doesn't work that way. Also, can you go back to sleeping until a normal wake up time? 5AM is really early.
Dear D,
Do you remember that deal we made when I started back to work where you agreed to take all wake-ups before 6AM? The next time I nudge you to get up at 5 and you roll over and go back to sleep I'm going to get stabby.
Also, I know you work long, hard hours, but I can't solo parent, work full time and run a house successfully. I need help. I need you to play video games less and wash dishes more. Or fold laundry. Or anything. Seriously, happy spouse happy house, remember? That goes both ways.
GOLD / pomegranate / 3688 posts
Dear Darling, Sweet Toddler,
I love you and you are *ridiculously* cute, but can you please stop with the whining? And the crying? And the stamping of your sweet little, tiny feet? It's getting on mama's last nerve.
Love,
Your adoring mother
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Dear Ute,
Either be KU or don't. Whatever. But stop being nauseous/headachy/crampy/exhausted/irritable. Ain't nobody got time for that with a whiny toddler.
Thanks,
Your (Cranky) Host
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Dear Clock,
MOVE!!!!
Pretty please?
- Over tired worker who needs to stop staring at your ugly face
GOLD / pomegranate / 3688 posts
@lovehoneybee: Thanks fantastic news!!! Have so much fun - and don't forget to pack a few surprises for that reconnection.
GOLD / wonderful pomegranate / 28905 posts
@lovehoneybee: exciting!!!!
Meeting BIL's GF tonight; curious to meet this lady he is dying for everyone to meet. *rolleyes*
grapefruit / 4089 posts
Dear examination committee,
Please, please, please give me a pass so that I can have my normal life back!!
Signed,
Exhausted student
GOLD / wonderful coconut / 33402 posts
Dear LaGuardia airport, Atlanta airport, and Delta:
Pretty please, with a cherry on top, can you have DH's flight be on time. I miss my husband and would him to get home in time for a late dinner together.
Thanks!
coconut / 8472 posts
Dear Credit Union,
If your F*CK ups mean we can't close on our house tomorrow I will make you sorry. Very very sorry. I will shout from the rooftops about how bad your service is. I will broadcast it on every social media site I can think of, and write bad reviews everywhere I can think do that as well. I will write your CEO and your board of directors and your governing agency and tell everyone how left a family with an 8 month old baby no where to go, all over a couple of windows with bad seals.
Don't F with me.
coconut / 8854 posts
Dear cycles,
Please start being normal so this chicka can get pregnant!!! I know it's only been 3 months now, and I would be ever so fortunate to get pregnant this quickly, but I just don't want to wait any longer! So please please please, start ovulating on your own! This is my plea to you!!!
......
Dear Fat,
Go away. I hate you. Melt off would ya? But let me eat whatever I want, it works that way doesn't it??!
pomegranate / 3045 posts
Dear Non-Maternity Skinny Jeans,
I was a fool to wear you today. Why couldn't you have a little more stretch? Damn you.
xoxo,
Me
eggplant / 11408 posts
@PermaStudent: good luck!!!!!
Dear Life in General,
No more curveballs, please.
Thanks,
An over-tired, over-stressed Mama
grapefruit / 4089 posts
@LovelyPlum: Thanks lady! I hope things even out for you ASAP!
GOLD / nectarine / 2884 posts
Dear stomach bug from hell,
Did you really have to strike the day before I'm moving out of the house and two days before vacation?
Dear movers,
Good luck avoiding the rotavirus that is all over everything in this house!
Dear new homeowners,
I would suggest bleaching the house from top to bottom when you get your keys Saturday. And don't even think about using the sinks...
pomegranate / 3105 posts
Dear RE: Why are you going on vacation when I'm so antsy for my results?
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Dear boss: Fuck off!
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Dear scale: Show me that I've LOST weight using myfitnesspal, not GAINED! You're broken. I know it.
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Dear DH's swimmers: MEET MY EGGS WILL YA?!
watermelon / 14467 posts
Dear H,
I love you. Seriously, I love you. But please stop trying to get the dog's food. Also, eat what I feed you and stop pushing my hand away. The pouch is good.
Love,
Mommy
Dear Husband,
Please figure out when we are going to your conference. I don't care if it is Thursday or Friday. I have both days off and I DON'T CARE WHICH DAY WE GO. Decide. Now. Either way, I'm getting my hair done on Thursday.
Love,
Avivoca
GOLD / wonderful olive / 19030 posts
Dear sweet E,
You need to stay in your bed. Finding you on the couch at 5 am scared your daddy when he went to sit down and he heard you snoring. It scares us that you don't stay in your bed.
Love, Mom
Dear DH,
I know my hormones are raging, I apologizing for crying last night when you made an observation and I took it as criticism. I promise it's the hormones not me and I agreed with the statement, my patience hasn't been very good lately. Give me a few more weeks or months to balance out and I will work on being nice.
Dear Grandfather Time,
Please move faster, I want to have my first doctor's appointment so I'm sure everything is good with this pregnancy. I want to hear/see the heartbeat to ease these nerves and bad dreams.
GOLD / squash / 13464 posts
Dear Home Buyers,
Please please go ahead and send us a (reasonable) list of requests following your inspection so I can stop stressing and move on with my life!
Love, MamaMoose
grapefruit / 4663 posts
Dear husband, Please stop dragging your feet and decide if you want to move or not.
Dear time, hurry up I'm ready to get this weekend started!
Dear J, if you aren't hungry at 4 don't wake and call me to eat if you're hungry eat but this indecision is killing me.
coconut / 8681 posts
Dear Kiddos,
Why are you getting so big so fast???!!! I'm loving the stage we're in but it's hard to just enjoy when I know how fast it'll be over! I just know that next time I open my eyes you guys will be big kids! Love you so much!
Mommy
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21628 posts
@MamaMoose: mine is similar!
Dear Clients,
Please let me know what repairs you'd like to request so I can send an amendment to the seller's agent. DH's birthday is tomorrow and I'd really like to not be working.
Thanks, your Realtor
cantaloupe / 6634 posts
@LuLu Mom: Are you having bad dreams, too? I have had the same dream for the last three nights that I start bleeding.
Dear Baby,
I want you so much and I really hope you are in there and we can hear your heartbeat. I am afraid of a missed miscarriage or blighted ovum. Please please please be healthy.
Love
Simplyfelicity
GOLD / wonderful olive / 19030 posts
@simplyfelicity: yep I've had the dream 3 times now too, I'm always on vacation and start bleeding. We are going on vacation the weekend before my first appointment.
watermelon / 14206 posts
Dear M,
Please take a nap somewhere besides on me. I got stuff to do.
Love, Mom
Dear grocery store,
Could you please just deliver the 3 things I need. The hassle:todo ratio with 2 kids on that errand just doesn't seem worth it in the rain.
Thanks, Dandelion
cantaloupe / 6800 posts
Dear World,
Not today. Seriously. Not today.
I mean it.
Irritably,
MrsTiz.
grapefruit / 4712 posts
Dear N,
I love you very much but the whining is awful. Please start talking or at least signing more. Also thank you for being an awesome big brother to E. I love watching you guys together.
Love, Mommy
Dear E,
Thank you for sleeping all night last night. I love all your smiles and giggles. I don't always love the angry screams but I will always love you.
Love, Mommy
Dear husband,
I love you very much but I want you to understand that you aren't a carefree batchlor anymore. Our money needs to be our money. I also need more help with the boys, this doesn't mean sit on the couch with E. It means get on the floor and play or help make dinner while the boys play on the floor. Seriously tho, help me, I am gonna lose my mind soon. Also I am really upset that I didn't get to have my me time because you are mad about our money stituation. I know it sucks but that felt like a punch to the face. I really do love you but I am finding it hard to like you today.
Love your very stressed wife.
hostess / wonderful persimmon / 25556 posts
Dear Daniel Tiger Producers -
Please cut the whining.
Thanks,
A mom who really wants to like your show.
blogger / pomelo / 5400 posts
@mediagirl: if you think DT is bad, never let your LO catch sight of Caillou.
wonderful olive / 19353 posts
@MrsRcCar: What is up with guys thinking sitting with the baby and watching tv = watching/playing with them???
grapefruit / 4712 posts
@Alivoo01: I have no clue!! Dh and his younger brother does it all the time.
nectarine / 2834 posts
@simplyfelicity: I had the worst dreams when pregnant. Hormones combined with anxiety is a deadly pair. Once you start to feel more secure in the pregnancy, they turn out to be of your baby and they're awesome.
cantaloupe / 6634 posts
@Tidybee: I really have been dealing with some monster anxiety so that makes total sense! I hope you are doing well.
papaya / 10570 posts
Dear Elliott
I can't believe you are one tomorrow! Its been one hell of a year, huh? Mummy's sorry she isn't always patient with you, moans when she has to get out of bed to see to you and that, sometimes, she's too busy freaking over housework to give you all her attention. You're such a sweet, funny little girl - so clever - and mummy is so proud of you - and head over heels in love. Happy Birthday my amazing girl. I love you with all my heart.
Mummy xxxxx
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21628 posts
@Cherrybee: I can't believe her birthday is tomorrow!
papaya / 10570 posts
@Smurfette: @Leialou: Yup!! This exact time last year I had been in hospital for five days and was about to have my waters broken!!
wonderful kiwi / 23653 posts
Dear time:
Pls let it be 5:30pm so I can go home?
Thanks,
Snowjewelz
pear / 1946 posts
Dear Dad,
Stop being such a grumpy a-hole to everyone. Yes, we are very grateful that you let us move in w you to save money, but that doesn't mean you get to abuse us, cuss us out at the drop of a hat, and make being at home a generally unpleasant experience. And stop treating your wife (aka mom) like shit. I'm tired of it. And one day, hopefully soon, when we get out of this house I'm going to tell you this. In the meantime, lighten up a bit and put down the vodka!
Your loving Daughter.
GOLD / pomegranate / 3688 posts
Dear Daycare Centers,
Please let us IIIIINNNNNNN! DD is 18 months old and I am sick of calling to check my wait list status. I am ready for my baby to have more social interaction and for my bank account to get a break.
Thanks,
One-stressed-out-mom-whose-nanny-just-asked-for-a-raise
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