I'm sitting at work first thing in the morning, trying to quickly pump before my 8 am appointment arrives. I cover the flanges with a blanket while I pump so as not to obsess about output.

Well I felt something kind of weird and look down and I WAS PUMPING WITH NO BOTTLE ATTACHED!! My ENTIRE work outfit is totally soaked through with milk. I quickly attached a bottle and now someone is about to walk into my office and I'm just DRENCHED.

GAAAH!!!

I can probably go home and change but OMG. TOO TIRED TO FUNCTION.

How do you get milk stains out of professional clothes?!