DH is convince I am delusional because I say 'Whitey Tighties.' He think everyone says 'Tighty Whities.;

Per Urban Dictionary:

"White briefs, sometimes including brown stains, also known as skid marks. Some famous manly men that wear whitey tighties include:
-Vin Diesel
-Billy Ray Cyrus
-That mouse in the nutcracker

The term "tighty whitey" is not only incorrect but inferior. Whitey tighty is the proper term for white briefs."

I'm okay with a compromise that it doesn't matter the order. DH won't back down.

Yeah, this is a very serious argument. (j/k)