I think most everyone is back to school now.... I just sent my oldest off to Kinder and after her first day she had quite the report.

The one that made me LOL:
"I think someone loves me, or you know has a crush on me."
ME: how do you know
"Every time I look at him he's looking at me like he wants to dance with me"

Another:
ME: how was recess
DD: "sweaty but fun"

And finally:
"I made a friend, she's a girl"
ME: what's her name
"I don't know.. I'll ask next time"