Girl at work is 20 something, single, not on BC & doesn't practice safe sex. About every 3 months she thinks she is pregnant & asks for my advice, we are ttc so I must know everything

Today she came in sat down and spilled the beans again. Normally I'm cool about it. This time was a little different. She tells me, "I know you guys have been trying for ever but I have no idea how to tell my mom (NOTE: she doesn't even know for sure, she might be a week late & keeps getting BFN). Guess it will be a F'd up mothers day present. "hey mom guess what" then I'll duck and run. To bad you couldn't be a mom for mothers day. That must suck."

Um yeah...