blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
@Andrea: I have no idea. We have totally threadjacked and I'm laughing out loud at work at the thought of crazy mutant boobs that are capable of extracting a pencil from underneath them and starting to write... after all, when I sit at my desk, my boobs ARE pretty much at writing level.
GOLD / wonderful coffee bean / 18478 posts
@mrs. wagon: I am sure chopsuey will not mind. Ok, I was starting to have weird thoughts about how to write with my boobs. I thought you had a party trick to share. Bwahahahaha!!!
blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
@Andrea: I may soon.. just give me some time to train. HAHA
GOLD / wonderful coffee bean / 18478 posts
@mrs. wagon: everyone needs to have goals in life. Haha ok, I will stop the craziness now. Hehe.
blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
@Andrea: hehe. ok fine. time to find another thread to jack... can you tell it's a slow day at work?!?!?
GOLD / wonderful coffee bean / 18478 posts
@mrs. wagon: I am out for a walk so this is keeping me very entertained!
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts
oh my gosh I am dying over here! Laughing my head off and DH is like, what is so funny! hahaha.
Yeah, I so would fail the pencil test... don't have one though... hmmm where is one?!
Mine got huge during pregnancy, and are huge and saggy now. I used to be proud of my nice-sized breasts, but now they're so big I can't contain them. They don't fit into the size XL nursing bras at Target. When I'm at the gym, they bounce up and down like a rubber ball on the pavement. I could wear three sports bras, and they'd still be bouncing off my belly and chin with every workout lol
blogger / pomelo / 5361 posts
1. I'm at work and there is a pencil on my desk. It's everything I can do to stop myself from trying!
2. This thread reminds me of a Paula Dean quote where she said her boobs look like two wet tube socks filled with sand. That mental image cracks me up every time.
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