An unnamed preschooler 
commented on an unnamed someone's weight.
E: you have a big belly
Parent: um, that hurts my feelings little bit.
E: I'm not calling you Big Belly, I'm saying you have a big belly.
parent: yah, that still hurts my feelings a little bit
e: I am just saying you eat a lot of food (pause) ...and drinks...
OY vey! Do you have any stories like this?
hostess / wonderful watermelon / 39513 posts
Not yet, but she always comments on her big tummy after a good meal!
nectarine / 2631 posts
Not my child- but I work with kids and have a few of them say things to me....
squash / 13208 posts
My preschooler loves me and my flaws - she touches my wrinkly forehead and says "Oh mommy I love it!!"
The touches my flabby tummy and says "I love your tummy"
My 6 yr old though:
DS: Why is your stomach so fat?
Me: Because you stretched it out when I was pregnant
pomelo / 5866 posts
@Mamaof2: Haha!! 
I love the appreciation. Sooo sweet. ...and I love the straightforward response you have for your more mature child!
@cheert16: Oh no!! My LO has been taught not to say inappropriate things at school because I feel deeply for the teachers!!
@autumnlove: Appreciation for a great meal is a good thing!
cherry / 193 posts
I was once in Target and a Mom went speeding towards the registers. In her cart her preschooler was going "Mommy, that lady is skinny! Mommy, that lady is FAT!"
pineapple / 12566 posts
DS once turned around and pointed to the man behind us in the grocery store check out line and said "mama, that man has a baby in his belly". I was mortified, ignored him and hoped the man didn't understand English. 
pineapple / 12793 posts
I once commented to DH that I felt like a cow (10 week bloat/bump) and DD mooed at me.
honeydew / 7622 posts
Ah! This made me chuckle. I was there last weekend when my 4 year old nephew was hanging out with my 92 year old grandma.
B "What's this" touching G's really wrinkly grandma skin
G: "That's just me, that's what grandmas skin looks like"
B: "I have a grandma and her skin does not look like that"
GOLD / wonderful grape / 20289 posts
She told me I'm eating "too much." I think she got that from DH and I tell her that she shouldn't have too much of certain foods, like french fries. So I had to explain to her that you should eat until your belly is full and it's not too much as long as it's healthy.
She's also told me that I have a big tushy. Her dad told her that he used a lot of toilet paper because he has a big tushy while she was in the bathroom with him one day. So she comes out and tells me I have a big tushy and need a lot of toilet paper.
I don't take it personally
pomelo / 5866 posts
@lamariniere: yah, I totally understand! reminds me of the time LO saw a short haired, plainly dressed lady in the bathroom and said, Why is that man in the women's bathroom?
@oliviaoblivia: @Amurray: @heffalump: @BrandNewMom: you guys make me laugh and cringe all at the same time! Thanks!!
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