blogger / nectarine / 2608 posts
@Arden; @Cranberryapple, @Mrs. Fox; Yeah, but now y'all have me scared that we are, like, the sociopaths of the post-apocalyptic world. I don't want it to say something scary about me. You might end up siccing those tigers on me when we get the results.
coconut / 8681 posts
I really want to know what all this means!! I'm not a very patient person...
ETA: Just asked DH and he answered exactly the same way that I did! Also, tried to google and couldn't find the results. *sigh*
bananas / 9357 posts
@Running Elley: I tried to google too. Lol!
I want to know what it means!
blogger / pineapple / 12381 posts
So my thoughts are this:
Hopefully the damn rabbit is pregnant and we'll have a lot more rabbits soon to eat! Get out there and procreate rabbit! We're going to catch you and your family!
Then the monkey... Monkey is only going to get into trouble... Go have fun monkey.
Cow, dog and tiger are harder. Here's what I'm going to do. Release the cow next and kill it right away to eat. Feed the dog and the tiger your leftovers.
Now, let the tiger go. Hopefully it's now fat and happy and you can ditch it far away from where you and the dog are going to be.
At this point, you can release the dog but it's going to stick with you as a companion anyway... So dog is last to go, but it won't really go
blogger / nectarine / 2608 posts
@Running Elley, @Mrskc; but did you at least find out your Chinese horoscope love match? Or what side dish pairs best with tiger monkey cow? I tried to google (even creatively) and I got nothin'.
coconut / 8681 posts
@mrskc: Haha my search was kind of ridiculous... "Animals with you in post-apocalyptic world personality test" LOL.
coconut / 8681 posts
@Mrs. Twine: Bahaha! I found more random post-apocalyptic survivor personality tests that I'm now obsessively taking. Awesome use of my time, obviously
blogger / nectarine / 2608 posts
@Running Elley; What was my problem? You need to send those tests my way, stat! We need to know how we will fare in the apocalypse. It is vital. I mean, I COULD sleep so I will be functional tomorrow, but how will that help me if the world ends?
hostess / wonderful apple seed / 16729 posts
Monkey
Tiger
Rabbit
Cow
Dog
I don't like monkeys. Let the tiger eat the monkey. Don't know how or what I will do to get rid of the tiger.
Keeping the cow for milk.
Keeping the dog for company and because I don't want to go nuts like Will Smith did in 'I am legend.'
Have no idea what I'm going to do with the rabbit besides eat it when before the cow.
pineapple / 12053 posts
Tiger
Rabbit
Monkey
Cow
Dog
Eta: I read some of the logic after I posted and now I'm gonna say mine! Tiger first because I don't trust a tiger not to eat me. Rabbit next because I don't find them particularly cute or lovable. Monkey next but only because I want to drink the cow's milk for as long as possible and then eat it. If I'm forced to give up the dog, fine, but like @Mrs.Jack's: said, it will stick around anyway!
bananas / 9118 posts
Tiger- cool, but scary, also eats way too much, and probably already ate my cow and bunny.
Monkey- too much trouble, I'd know, I've worked with them
Rabbit- tough choice, I love bun-buns, but has a better chance of survival away from the dog. I feel super guilty doing this, because I work with a rabbit rescue.
Cow- I love me some milk and cheese, it could only be improved by turning into a goat.
Dog- I'm not worthy of this kind of devotion, but I'd never turn it down.
@Mrs. Twine: I love your answer, you crack me up!
bananas / 9973 posts
Rabbit
Tiger
Monkey
Dog
Cow
Now I'm wondering if I'm a weirdo.
Just for fun I asked DH for his answers too:
Tiger
Monkey
Rabbit
Dog
Cow
pear / 1609 posts
rabbit
monkey
cow
tiger
dog
I have absolutely no logic to this except for I want the dog the longest so it can be my friend.
honeydew / 7968 posts
@irene: have u seen the movie life of pi or something? He survived because of the tiger....
Mine was cow, rabbit, tiger, monkey, dog
pineapple / 12526 posts
Rabbit
Monkey
Cow
Tiger
Dog
Rabbit would go first because it seems the most useless.
Monkey is next because even if it could climb and reach things for me, the other three are more useful.
Cow is next. I kept it around for the milk but now its large and slow and just slowing me down. Plus, theother two are more useful.
Tiger would go second to last. Tigers are pack animals, so if its following me around I would assume it has already accepted me into its pack. Its pure brute force and killing power. However, its unpredictable.
The dog would go last. I love dogs and I would need the co panionship.
pomegranate / 3604 posts
Tiger
Monkey
Rabbit
Dog
Cow
Reasoning: tiger will eat me, so ill eat it first. Plus big animal = lots of meat to keep me going. Also, who doesn't want a fur coat ?
Monkey - can forage, but could do without the poop throwing. I'd just let it go.
Rabbit - for when I get tired of tiger meat
Dog - companionship
Cow - provides milk and eventually meat. And a spiffy pair of leather shoes to go with my coat.
pear / 1812 posts
Rabbit
Cow
Tiger
Monkey
Dog
Rabbit-useless. Eat it
Cow-slow and stupid. Eat it and use the hide.
Tiger-can hunt for food but can also turn on me. Get plenty of meat then discard.
Monkey-Social as well as smart. Can train to get things I cant and need. Foraging for food and tools.
Dog-I need to keep some sense of me and I just can't get rid of a dog. They are too close to my heart and too much of a companion. Plus they can hunt and protect me while remaining loyal and loving.
nectarine / 2085 posts
What if the dog is a Chihuahua? Or a Pug? I know the relative sizes of the other ones... Assuming I can't eat them (at least until they've been 'abandoned'), they don't eat each other, and they're all adults, here goes:
Monkey -- fast and smart. if he can be caught for food, it'll only be at the beginning. Even if we don't want to eat him, he'll cause trouble.
Rabbit -- not too bright, but not much of a problem to keep or catch after release
Dog -- gross, but I think I have a good chance of catching this one despite the carnage it has seen...the loyalty bit, you know? (Eeeeewwwww!) Plus, I don't know if we're talking about a Newfie or a Pek. If it's one of the toy group dogs, it goes before the monkey. I'd probably keep any working group dog to help corral the...
Cow -- I'm keeping the massive ones around!
Tiger -- faster than me and probably impossible to kill unarmed (or armed with a make-shift weapon). Also, they're good hunters! Cats are cats, and I think we'd understand each other. Plus, if its hanging out with me, it's likely not to view me as big cat chow. And who would mess with a chick who had a tiger at her side anyhow?
That said, I'm a vegetarian IRL, and I'd definitely subsist on plants before killing any of my companion animals!
grapefruit / 4006 posts
tiger
rabbit
monkey
cow
dog
tiger would eat me for sure and all the other animals, so i'd release it right away.
nectarine / 2085 posts
Also, would you please update this thread with the 'analysis'? Thanks!
cantaloupe / 6800 posts
Tiger - I don't want a tiger, though it might be good protection.
Monkey - Monkeys are unpredictable and loud.
Rabbit - I eat the rabbit
Cow - I kill the cow
Dog - Dog and I eat the cow, and we're BFF's for life.
grapefruit / 4923 posts
Rabbit--i don't have much use for a rabbit except eating it
Monkey--too smart and would compete with me for survival
Tiger--good for protection until tiger tries to eat me
Cow--i hope the cow was giving me milk
Dog--i love dogs and would want companionship until the end
nectarine / 2964 posts
Answers posted - sorry for the wait!
http://boards.hellobee.com/topic/psychology-personality-test-answers-revealed#post-940576
nectarine / 2964 posts
honeydew / 7230 posts
Ha, this is so fun. Can't wait to see what the answers "mean." This is my order:
Monkey would go first because I wouldn't eat a monkey and I don't think it'd be useful. Rabbit next because I think I'd be hungry by then and the rabbit would be better to kill off than the cow because I'm assuming the cow would be giving me milk. Cow next because I'm probably really hungry by now and could use a steak. I kept the tiger this long for protection so no other survivors would mess with me in the wild, but at this point I think I'd let it go because I would want to keep the dog with me as long as possible. Dog (preferably my own dog!) will stick around for companionship.
Thinking about it though, it would probably be better to keep the cow for as long as possible because if it is giving milk it could be producing cheese/yogurt?/things to eat and that would be a more sustainable food source than eating the cow for steaks. So maybe I'd switch the tiger and cow. But I would still keep the dog till the end!
nectarine / 2964 posts
@twodoghouse: It is posted !
http://boards.hellobee.com/topic/psychology-personality-test-answers-revealed
I'll just copy and paste it here, but people are already bashing how inaccurate it is over on the other thread :
The test was about what your priorities are in your life, from the least importance to the most, according to how you arranged it on your list.
Here is what the animals represent:
Tiger: Your Self (I think it is referring to your identity, your well-being, instead of being "selfish")
Dog: Friends
Monkey: Child(ren)
Rabbit: Lover
Cow: Money / Career
Was the test accurate to you? If it wasn't, don't shoot the messenger!
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