This is the conversation I just had with G when telling him to get ready for church....

Me: Wear your shorts...
G: They're in that bag right there (he stayed at grandmas last night)
Me: Okay, well wear your shorts
G: *more robust* They're in the bag *points to bag*
Me: Okay... what does that have to do with wearing your shorts?... are they dirty or something?! O_o
G: Ooooooh I thought you were asking WHERE my shorts were!

Lol