At no point during a month does time seem like it has stopped like when you enter the tww. This is basically me through all the tww's i've encountered thus far in my ttc journey. Anyone else as crazy as i am? just me?

1-3 dpo: if i'm temping, and waiting for o confirmation on ff, this time usually doesn't seem as bad, since i won't know when i've o'd. Just impatient to know whether i've o'd or not - get crazy and put in dummy temps, ff temp entry gets a lot of action during this time.
4 dpo: crosshairs?? YESS. WTF only 4 days out from O. Time has stopped. i have died.
5 dpo-7dpo: every month, i google when implantation could happen during this time. same answer every month, but this OCD google behavior continues throughout the tww.
8 dpo: this is about when i start to look up HPT test photos by dpo since i now am in the second part of the tww - i *could* test today... no, google said implantation hasn't happened. google is right. google is always right.
9 dpo: SO close to being in the double digits of the dpo - can it be tomorrow already!
10 dpo: SOOOO many people see s today! I could test! I could if i wanted to!! But no, seeing a is too rough. Back to obsessively looking at HPT test images!
11 - 14 dpo: this is where i just technically hold out to see whether AF arrives. There is a lot of boob grabbing (are they tender?) checking a LOT for spotting, and general internet obsession. After seeing lots of negatives in the past, i stopped testing early, but this period is FULL of anxiety and hope, and just gross overusage of google.

What about you?