A FB friend posted to substitute the word "poop" in place of the word "vote" if you're getting a little warn out from all the political posts.
Some examples from my own newsfeed:
"Take the time to POOP! It's a privelege to participate!"
"Go poop. If you don't poop, you lose your right to b*tch."
"I'm gearing up to poop!"
I'm sooo enjoying these posts much more now!
What are the best ones on your newsfeed?
blogger / pomelo / 5361 posts
One more one: "I got up early to exercise my right to poop today and was rewarded by the person in front of me paying for my Starbucks."
grapefruit / 4703 posts
Ha this is amazing! Here are some gems:
Don't forget to poop!! Poop for your love of America!!
I only pooped for the sticker.
It's even more fun when you do it with celeb tweets:
Donald Trump: More reports of pooping machines switching Romney poops to Obama. Pay close attention to the machines, don't let your poop be stolen
hostess / wonderful persimmon / 25556 posts
LOVE this!!
"Did you poop yet?"
"Patriotic baby pooped, did you?"
"You should poop, all the cool people are doing it."
"While mom and dad were pooping...."
"With the morning rush over, we just pooped!"
And I can't choose a winner between these two:
"If you have a right to poop, you have a right not to poop."
"I heard if you don't instagram your 'I pooped sticker', your poop doesn't count!"
grapefruit / 4235 posts
If that's the case...i have a lot of "I pooped and I didn't get a sticker!" in my newsfeed. Which is pretty fitting considering all the potty training posts around here lately. Ha.
grapefruit / 4703 posts
@mediagirl: hahaha I totally instagrammed my "I voted" I mean "pooped" sticker <hangs head in shame>
GOLD / eggplant / 11517 posts
"I love that I live in a country where I can exercise my right to poop! Happy Election Day everyone - Go. Poop. :)"
pomegranate / 3452 posts
Thanks for the humorous break. I really didn't expect having politics all over my favorite website ...
grapefruit / 4819 posts
Oh my gosh, these are hilarious!!! The Trump tweet had me in fits of laughter!
grape / 76 posts
On my news feed:
"I refuse to poop today....
...Since I already did last weekend!"
Thanks for the idea! Definitely making today a lot funnier.
grape / 76 posts
Sorry this is too fun!! ...
"it's a good thing we all had so much pooping practice with American Idol!"
"Greetings from London to my friends back home in the good ol US of A, your poop greatly impact(s) the rest of the world too so go poop for those who can't!"
grapefruit / 4817 posts
Ha..awesome!
"Trying to poop, round 2."
"Helpin' out! Learning how to poop." (Picture of child filling in ballot)
"Thankful for the right to poop."
"Pooped early on Saturday!"
"In Alabama, if you dont have a valid photo ID to poop today, you can use your hunting license!"
blogger / persimmon / 1220 posts
"The ten or so males in their seventies wearing "I pooped" stickers at Einstein Bagels were too cute for words this morning. I'm proud to be in their league of pooping."
pomelo / 5331 posts
I love it! I would totally wear an "I pooped" sticker.
Another one:
"Poop early and poop often!" 
pomelo / 5331 posts
"Jeff Tweedy pooped. Have you?"
"It's funny to me how people are saying they're expressing their freedom by not pooping, but if you took away their right to poop, they'd be the first ones complaining about it."
"On my way to poop -- turd or douche? So hard to decide." <--- hahahah WOW!
"Still a few hours left to get your $1 cupcake with an 'I Pooped' sticker!"
"A lot of people FOUGHT HARD to be given the right to poop. HONOR THEM by exercising YOUR RIGHT TO POOP!"
"Guys, I pooped. Lay off already."
omg I could do this all day.
persimmon / 1180 posts
"I pooped! In and out in 5 minutes!"
"Excited to poop for the first time ever"
"Two hours later and I finally pooped"
"Met some nice people in line to poop. Only took 30 minutes"
Seriously, I'm dying laughing over here. Thank you for this!
pomegranate / 3244 posts
from my ditzy cousin: "lol...shoulda registered to poop, whoops, guess i won't poop for another 4 years!"
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts
"Does anyone need a ride to poop? How about a babysitter while you poop?"
"It's been a memorable day! Started off pooping and now some Christmas shopping!"
"today, I pooped for my values."
"first time pooping - such a sweet experience!! literally! old ladies handing out baked goods!"
LOVE THIS! I've been on the verge of getting angry today. ugh I think in four years I will take a hiatus from FB for the month of Oct because I just cannot handle it.
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