All I wanted for Mother's Day was a good night's sleep but I woke up at 2:45am with a really painful clogged duct. So I'm wearing a warm wet diaper, massaging my breast, while pumping bent over.

Where's the mother's day card that says thanks for this?

The upside is I got a peek at the brunch goodies DH has for me in the fridge. And he's home and 'on baby duty' today. This would actually be worse on a normal weekday.