I totally need a laugh right now, but I don't think my own jokes are laugh out loud funny anymore. So here's my joke:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
GROUND BEEF!
What is brown and sticky?
A STICK!
What are your jokes?!?!
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
LEAN BEEF
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
HE WAS HIT BY A TRUCK!
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CAUSE HE WAS DEAD!
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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Tri Tip
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