There's this guy who is a maintenance man at a nearby building... and I swear, I think there's like a 50/50 chance he's a serial killer. He is always coming up out of this underground alley thing; I'm telling you, it's like a creepier version of where Batman's parents were killed. Except he looks like the guy who killed Batman's parents.

If this guy isn't a serial killer, he should get an agent because he could clean up as a character actor that specializes in serial killers! I could see him doing a great guest spot on L&O: SVU. He doesn't even need any spoken lines... he can just stare creepily at little kids that walk by his building.

Whenever we see him, I try to casually walk as fast as I can past his building. I think I'm actually going to start walking on the other side of the street. I don't want him to get to know our kids and start working on a plan to kidnap them or something.

As you can tell, I've spent a lot of time working out various scenarios similar to this one. Mrs. Bee worries about practical things; I pretend that I'm Liam Neeson in Taken and that my kids are about to be abducted.

Are there any people in your LO's life that you think might be serial killers?