Omg it's like someone is just playing a prank on me!

Saturday: We had a studio sitting. When we walked in we were immediately met with two (what I thought were) newborns. One was actually a newborn, the other turned out to be a small ; month old. 5 minutes later a few comes out of the studio with a 10-day old. I died.
Sunday: At the grocery store. Another brand new in a car seat on the cart.
Just now at a different store: Newborn TWINS! Each being worn by a parent.

E will be a year old next week, my ovaries are all explodey.and DH and I are still in a hypothetical second-baby impasse, sigh.