I never understood this music video, so I looked up a few theories from the web:

* THE NICE GUY THEORY: It's about a "nice guy" that is in a friends with benefits type situation. He's in love with the girl, but she doesn't love him, at least not in the same way. He's always been there for her when things go badly for her, but she's always going for other guys and then coming back to him when she's upset that things didn't work out. To her he's the rebound guy that'll always be there for him, and that's it.

* THE FICKLE GIRLFRIEND THEORY: "I think it's just about his relationship with a girlfriend that keeps changing her mind about being with him, and how he's always there waiting when she finds her way back because there's just something about her that is so special to him that no matter how flighty she is with him, or how mixed up mentally she seems, and no matter how insecure it makes him feel... he's just hooked on her as a whole. She must be like a weakened, cute, little animal to him... he just feels compelled to help her."

* THE PROSTITUTE THEORY: "He's talking about a "beauty queen" who is eighteen years old and she's had "trouble with herself." Problems such as relationship/financial problems maybe? Herself and Adam could've had a continuous love affair which was kind of an on and off thing. But due to the problems she was facing in her life, she resorted to prostitution. Which explains how he's "had" her "so many times." He says he wants more, which could mean the obvious - more sex, or more as in more than a physical relationship. He probably cares for her very deeply and is probably in love with her. "I know where you hide, alone in your car" - maybe she has nowhere to sleep (fincancial problems again) and sleeps in her car. "

More here: http://songmeanings.com/songs/view/113067/

Can someone explain this song and the video to me? I would be forever grateful! Especially if your theory who will be loved: his girlfriend, or his girlfriend's mom? Or he's having an affair with them both, but then the mom gets jealous and flips out and the girlfriend finds out?

Argh, why is Adam making out with his 18-year-old girlfriend's mom?! This is the weirdest video of all time.