I have three kids, one of them is 6 months old, is that why I'm up? Nope. It is because the kids who are house sitting next door had a party, someone took something major and was ON THE ROOF BUTT NAKED! He then ran off the roof and resisted arrest.
And that, kids, is why you don't do drugs!
I'm still in shock that just happened. And so is my 6 month old, he won't go back to sleep.
Tomorrow is going to be a long day if I don't get to sleep soon (not as long for butt naked roof boy!)