Pre-kids I wore makeup a couple times a week, and always when I went out. Post-Charlie, I would wear makeup a couple times a month, still attempt to dress cute, and always when I went out. Post-Olive, I almost never wear makeup even when I go out, and I make no effort to dress up.

I thought I would be more of a MILF, but I am such a hobo that it makes me a little sad. I really want to at least put some effort in once a week, but it just seems so far down on the priority list as a parent of two.

Did you think you would be more of a MILF than you are? Or have you kept up with your hot pre-baby ways?