Almost made this gold, but if some rando is going to snoop on me, then they get to read this too

Before baby, my period was VERY heavy, lasted 8 days, and came with cramps as bad as labor pains for the first day (I can actually say that now!). This was the light version after going on the pill. I originally went on birth control before I was even sexually active because it was SO bad (vomiting for a couple days because of the pain)

This is only my third cycle since I quit breastfeeding, but now it is so opposite. Lasts maybe 4 days, ZERO cramping, and if I was to measure volume, I wouldn't even fill a whole tampon (gross, sorry!). I have tested twice each period to see if I was pregnant because it is just so weird. They keep coming up negative, but I never believe the first test so I do it again.

Anyone else have drastically different periods? I feel like a crazy person for testing (TWICE!) while I'm on my period, but seriously body, wtf?!