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At our white elephant exchange, the most popular gift that is stolen is lottery scratchers. Not really funny though.

We're going to a Festivus party tonight and our grab bag gifts are a horse head mask and a camo beer holster with a six pack of keystone. In the past popular gifts have been a bra that holds a bottle of wine (like a camelpak but with wine!), a treasure chest of mini liquor bottles and condoms, a box of goodies with an inappropriate picture of one of our friends printed on it (pillow cases, mug, tea towels, etc.), a piñata full of weird dollar store finds, and a collection of tshirts from Goodwill.

There has been a copy of the book Sex for One going around my staff white elephant exchange for the past 8 years or so now. It's perfect for what you need!

At our party last night I brought a movie gift card inside a 6 pack of beer, DH brought earrings he got on Amazon. The earrings were pretty funny because a guy got them. I took home a rooster for the kitchen, which has become kind of a joke in our group of friends. Lots of references to the "cock" in the kitchen, "my cock" etc. Because apparently we have the maturity of high schoolers .

But seriously, some of the best gifts at our wok one last night were:
There was a wrapped present that was obviously a plunger, so everyone avoided it, but it ended up having a Home Depot gift card taped to it
There was a 'Holiday Survial Kit', first thing opened was a package of adult diapers (size small which added to the hilarity) and then a 12 pack of beer
A lengerie store gift card - especially funny since out of 43 people playing, only 10 were women...

@Zbug: not funny but i usually buy lottery tickets for white elephant parties. at least its not a COMPLETE waste of $20!

The favorites at our party were: a jumbo tub of popcorn, a boomerang (with the tag reading "Many happy returns"), a bacon bowl, and a bottle of bourbon.

DH got a giant tub of cheese poofs from Sams. It was a big hit a few years ago so he did it again this year. I got a calendar that had different pictures of bacon for each month. Also a hit Last year I did a ziplock bag with 4 AA batteries with a note that said gift not included. But these are all for a party with friends where we do a $5 limit, so they may not fit