So this might sound silly, but I was talking to a friend and he insists girls don't fart. What do you believe?
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Has he never been next to a pregnant woman? I felt bad for my students today!
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Hahaha that's a good one.
I'm pregnant. I fart more than I want to these days. Normally, I hold it in, but sometimes it slips out, and I'm mortified.
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Ummm...I totally just let one slip. Doesn't help I'm knocked up & feel like a friggin fart factory.
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@Mrs. J: hahaha! Truth!
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Uhh...he's in denial.
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I make it a point to fart on or near my husband. I'm such a lady!
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Uh.. The girls in our family are more gassy than the boys
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@rahlyrah: Me too. If it's just us, I don't even bother to try to hold it in. I only hold it in when we're in public.
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Major denial. I try my hardest not to in front of DH.... but sometimes you just can't control it!
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I was with a guy for 2 years (lived with) and he wouldn't acknowledge that girls farted. Like I couldn't fart around him cause he would get mad. I didn't fart in my own place for 2 years. Now, I fart all the time...my poor DH lol
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uhm.... yea. We do.
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He should spend a day with one of my co-workers who has a delightful habit of crop-dusting my other co-worker & I. *shudder*
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Before, during, after pregnancy. I fart.
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Hehe
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Alright so according to DH his sister doesn't fart! (and I don't think she does either!) He said growing up with her, he's never heard her fart ever in his life (either have I since I've known her)
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@mrs. bird: LOL that's great!!!!!!!!
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@mrs. bird: LOL. Love it!
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@mrs. bird: OMG! SO FUNNY.
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@mrs. bird: hahahaha!
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@mrs. bird: OMG I LOVE this!!! haha
My husband didn't hear me until we were engaged...and I'm guessing now he wished that were still the case. I don't hold back! ha
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@mrs. bird: LOL!!!!
But yeah... I fart. I'm pregnant, so I fart A LOT. Poor DH!! Luckily he finds it hysterical!
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I've never farted in front of DH! We will be together 10 years this year! Haha I would be so embarrassed.
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@Mrs. Champagne: Never?!?! As in never....ever?!?!? How is that possible??
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@mrs. bird: so perfect!! hahaha.
I definitely fart, but I try to keep it in the bathroom or when Im alone. Girls and guys have the same parts for this, how could we not??
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DH has known me since I was 12 and has never heard me fart.
So no, I don't fart.
Except when I'm alone. Or in the car. Or not near DH. Or wherever.
But no, girls don't fart. Especially not pregnant ones.
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@LMOG47: I used to have one of those, and they were soooo loud yet I honestly think she was so hard of hearing she never heard them!
@Mrs. J: Gosh I know, I still laugh to this day about one time when I was pregnant lol!
@mrs. bird: Hahaha! I so want to steal that!
@rahlyrah: Beyond hilarious!
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@rahlyrah: hhahahaha! BARRIER!
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Your friend is blissfully ignorant lol.
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@mrs. bird: I'm so glad i am working from home today because i cannot stop laughing!!
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@rahlyrah: lol.....cup of cheese!!?? Sick!! Too funny and yes girl fart.
Girls fart in secret whether guys like it or not but once there pregnant it all comes out, as in, we don't care anymore so deal with it!! Lol -
@rahlyrah: omg, i'm crying right now. hahaha
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@chopsuey119 Hahahaha same thing in our house!!!
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@rahlyrah: omg!
DH always said this when we were dating. A friend of mine said, "I would fart in his face to prove him wrong" ahh. So mature, ha.
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I do not fart.
My SO and I have been together over 5 year, been through 2 pregnancies, and I have never farted in front of him. I do not fart in front of anyone and I haven't for as long as I can remember. I just can't do it! Lol. -
@HLK208:
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@rahlyrah and @mrs. bird: : OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!
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