Recently, some friends were talking about us having a baby in the future. One guy was going on and on about how his wfe got pregnant right away because he has such "strong swimmers." Then, I started laughing thinking about how women never say they think it's the quality of their body parts that make for a successful pregnancy. So, what would be the female equivalent??
Here's what I've come up with so far:
"Yeah, I have a hospitable uterus!"
"Man, my eggs are EASY to get into."
blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
@zippylef: LOL
maybe something about a super sticky uterus? "My uterus lining is like hot tar!"
ETA: my nickname for Wagon Sr. is "One-Shot Rob" ... I don't share that very openly in general to try and be sensitive to those who are TTC, but he finds it a little disappointing that it was first shot both times. He was expecting it to be a little more fun. Second time he didn't even get two nights in a row, just once. Haha.
wonderful olive / 19353 posts
@zippylef: OMG!! LMAO!!!
@mrs. wagon: That's too funny and awesome! Great planning on your end.
pineapple / 12526 posts
@mrs. wagon: Ours was a one-shot too. We weren't even trying! We did, however, have a LOT of fun making her. ROFL
blogger / pomelo / 5361 posts
@zippylef: Oh, dear lord, I'm adopting this if I get pregnant quickly! That's awesome!
blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
@zippylef: LOL! Ok I guess I shouldn't say that he didn't have any fun. 
And yeah, the second time (which was the single shot) I wasn't even OVULATING yet. So not only does he have strong swimmers, but they are long-lasting.. survived in my body for THREE DAYS.... wtf.
GOLD / wonderful olive / 19030 posts
@mrs. wagon: haha my husband has the same thing, he thought he was going to get months of unlimited sex, instead it was the first time out of the gate! He was very proud of his swimmers and him and his brother both talk about it. His bro also got his wife pregnant right away (honeymoon whooops.)
GOLD / squash / 13464 posts
@mrs. wagon: We got preggers on the first try both times too. And my reaction was to yell "THIS is why I was so crazy about birth control in college!!!!"
blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
@MamaMoose: lol yeah... both times we looked kinda wide-eyed at each other and thanked the Lord for birth control!!!
pineapple / 12526 posts
@MamaMoose: Me too! I got knocked up the ONE time I got drunk and we forgot to use something. This is why I got Mirena put in last Friday at my 6 week appointment. lol
GOLD / wonderful coffee bean / 18478 posts
I have no idea why I know this but isn't that called being a "'Fertile Myrtle"? What is a myrtle? Does it just rhyme?
blogger / pomelo / 5361 posts
@Andrea: I think Myrtle is a name that just happens to rhyme with fertile.
GOLD / wonderful coffee bean / 18478 posts
@Mrs. Blue: guess so, I just had to Google it and it is a plant!
wonderful olive / 19353 posts
@mrs. wagon: dang!! You weren't even ovulating and you still got KU! Impressive!
@Andrea: I was thinking a crepe myrtle which is a tree. I only know this bc I planted one in my yard. Ha!
GOLD / pineapple / 12662 posts
@MrsBlue: I would say *my eggs are hotter than stolen tamales, and his boys just couldn't stay away.*
blogger / pineapple / 12381 posts
I've got fresh eggs?
I always just say that I've got Italian cathOlic fertility 
pomelo / 5331 posts
Haha I cannot think of anything that's better than slutty eggs. Maybe, "My eggs stay open all night long?"
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