So we're lying in bed last night and DH is giving me little neck nuzzles and then groans and says:
"Stupid episiotomy! How long do we have to wait to have sex again?"
"At least 6 weeks..."
"And how long would we have to wait to have sex if you hadn't had one?"
"Um, at least 6 weeks...I still tore on top of the episiotomy, I'd still have needed stitches...and I still pushed an almost 9lb baby out of my vag..."
"Oh. Right. Damnit."

I couldn't stop laughing after that...he honestly believed that I'd be super okay to have sex not even 3 weeks after giving birth were it not for that "stupid episiotomy."

Side note: is anyone else's DH MORE attracted to them after the baby? I swear, he's like a dog in heat now...and it's only been 3 weeks since he had a front row seat to my lady bits when I gave birth!