DH and I spent this afternoon at my IL's house. My BIL/SIL and their two boys, ages 8 and 5, were also there.
So when we first got there, SIL told the 5 year old (Caden) to be really gentle with me (he's usually one that likes to tackle) because I have a little baby in my tummy (I'm 32 weeks pregnant).

The conversation that followed, verbatim:

SIL: Caden, remember to give Aunt Sarah really gentle hugs so you don't hurt the little baby in her tummy.
Caden: You have a baby in your tummy?
Me: Yes, I do.
He looks at me for a long minute, scrunches his face up, and puts his hands on my belly.
Caden: Why did you eat it?

Me and SIL couldn't stop laughing.

He then proceeded to tell his brother, BIL, DH, MIL, FIL and DH's aunt that I have a baby in my belly, and I ate it. SIL told me they've been working up to the "how babies are made/grow" conversation, but he's been having trouble grasping it. She kept telling him today that I'm growing a baby in my body like she grew him in hers, but the "tummy" part really threw him off.

Seriously the best part of my day.

Anyone else have any funny kid quotes they want to share?