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I'm pretty sure I've shared this one before....

But at work on day I had a 6th grade boy that kept putting his head on his desk. I asked, "Joe? Are you feeling sick? What's up, did you not sleep enough last night?"

And he said, "I think I'm getting what my Grandma has.....I have a headache and I feel hot".

I felt his forehead which was cool to the touch but I asked, "what does your grandma have?"

He was like..."Men....mennna...(I thought he was going to say meningitis! but he said..) Menopause!"

I was like....no, Joseph. You definitely don't have menopause.

Today E told me she "had a crab in her throat" ?

DH was pretending to be sad and J said, "daddy you sad? You need to go to the doctor and get a bandaid."
It was cute

And his christmas special: after he got his train table and opened his police car I exclaimed, "Cobi! Look at all your fun toys! Isn't it everything you wanted!" And my not-even three-year-old said, "well I really wanted a firetruck."

LO told me one of his friends went home sick from day care today. I asked what was wrong and he said "He had a thermometer stuck in his ear. It was bad, mama." I assume they must have taken the kid's temperature and sent him home with a fever...

@SeptMomma12: laughing so hard! Thanks!

@yellowbird: LOL!!

My almost 3 yr old niece always asks everyone where they're going when they leave the room. One time recently she asked my FIL (her grandpa) and he said 'upstairs, I have to poop' and she said 'oh, I can do that right here in my diaper, I don't have to go upstairs'. Haha the kid's got this thing figured out - who needs potty training

I had a close call the other day with my son. We were in the car with the windows down when a guy with one leg was walking towards us. My son was like, "MOMMY LOOK!!! LOOOOOOOK!" And I was inwardly going ohcrapohcrapohcrap and then my son goes, "He's got a Dallas Cowboys shirt on!!!!" PHEW!

Oh and when he was just a little baby, maybe like 1, we saw a tiny purse dog and my son started meowing at it. In his defense, it did kind of look like a cat!

@yellowbird: My mom said I did this to a woman once, when I was a toddler, except I said it was a clown . And apparently I told a lady with braces they were ugly and made her cry. And then I went on to have braces for 5 years lol

Last night my 6 yr ols DS and I were chatting and he asked me if he would still be living with me when he was 50 - I told him no, you will have your own house, a wife, and kids.

His reply "No way am I having kids, they are too hard!"
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yeah, you got that right kid!

@yellowbird: I think we can all admit that you don't get braces because they look awesome WHILE you're wearing them, hehe. It's the after that makes them worth it!

LO told me that my new mascara looked like “a dada long legs spider” (so, guessing I looked like a drag queen that day) and has on multiple occasions at the grocery store LOUDLY and giddily told me “oh! You need to buy some wine for you, mama!” Helpful, this one.

A week or two ago, I told my daughter to tell her dad that we needed more blackberries. I told her to tell him he needs to go to the store to get more. Now every time we run out of berries, she says, "Daddy go to the store get Mana (how she says her name) more berries!"

No sentences here yet (16 months) but yesterday she was purposely banging her head against the wall and going "oops!" lol

@rachiecakes: "good job other guy peeing!" that is hysterical!

@rachiecakes: I can't stop laughing about "good job other guy peeing!" This is so something our LO would say too. I really hope "other guy peeing" laughed at this too!

@rachiecakes: I just read this - I can't stop laughing! He's so encouraging!

We helped DH's sister and her family move out to CA. We all were looking out to the ocean and her youngest boy piped up,"I just want to pee in that big blue river!"

My LO is only 6 mos but I honestly can't wait for these gems (and the embarrassing ones, too where I can hopefully laugh at later on )