My 2 year old said.his baby brother was eating pie out of my boobs . Lol little bro was breastfeeding and apparently i produce pies 
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@stargal: awwww so funny! Very creative P.
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"Daddy farted."
He was downstairs at the time. She was the one that farted.
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LO 1 "Mommy, I know your secret!"
LO 2 "Read this!" over and over and over!
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Me: G, go tell daddy dinner is ready.
G; daddy! Dinner is yummy!G: no, don't go bye daddy! I don't want to miss you.
Me: I love you, G.
G: Oh. I love water. -
Happy new "Ears"!!!
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@jedeve: your child is always hilarious. I love when you comment on these posts!
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We were out for lunch with my mom and stepdad, and when I was at the restroom, my mom tried to teach D to say "Go Eagles." Well, we're a Steelers/Cowboys house, so that will NEVER work for us. I caught her trying to get him to say it as I walked back to the table and I said "Oh no, no Eagles!" D turned to my mom, pointed his little finger at her, and said, "No, Gigi, no Eagles! Go Steelers!" I about fell over. Even the lady at the table behind us laughed out loud!
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@jedeve: haha so cute! J did something similar yesterday. I was about to leave and he was pretending his banana was a phone and was saying, "Bye mama!" And I said, "I love you!" He replied, into the banana, "I love you so much!" I'd never heard him say that so I replied, "Aww that is so sweet honey! That makes me so happy." He pauses, and says, "Okay, bye." and hangs up his banana phone. lol it was pretty cute.
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D asked the other day what was for dinner. When I told him lasagna, he said, "who am I, Garfield?"
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@Dandelion: That is too.funny! Love it when kids reference random stuff like that.
L doesn't have a ton of words, but when he is bored with me he has started picking up his case of little books with a handle on it like it's a suitcase, waving, saying BYE, and then marching over to the door, twisting the knob, and getting mad when he can't open it. Then he just waves more forcefully and says bye louder until I convince him to come back.
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You guys are cracking me up!
Just returned from a Winter Wonderland and LO got her photo taken in a life size nativity set holding baby doll Jesus. She looked so serious and afterward she told me "I was pretending he had a poop!" -
@Mrs. Sunshine: haha thanks! I think he is pretty cute.
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LO (27 months) picked his nose and said "Whoa Mama, look at this! I got a giant BURGER!"
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To my friend about her new baby girl when she started crying: "Hey Tashi, needs that baby some ny-ny!" (Ny-ny is her word for breastfeeding).
"Dat baby no eats pizza mama? Ok, I eats all the pizza."
"Hey Tashi's monkey!" Referring to Tasha's husband...
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Make me more cookies mama.
I'm honest mama! -
When I had the temerity to ask DW something when she was about to begin reading a book to DS, he piped up:
"No, no, Mama! *Don't* talk to Dada!"
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While putting my 2 year old down for the night she suddenly gets up and walks to the door. I ask her where she's going. She replies "mommy, I go to disneyland"
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Daddy was wearing a tie (which he never ever does).
LO: What's That (pointing to the tie)
Daddy: It's a Tie
LO: That's interesting. I've never seen a tie like that before. -
My mom asked my 2.5 year old what she wanted for Christmas, and she replied, "a real puppy! But, that's not gonna happen." I was laughing so hard because she's right, a real puppy is *not* happening!
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Me: are you growing again?
H: no. I'm gonna stay little forever. Cuz that's what you wanna hear.And today, explaining how excited I was to be making Christmas cookies with her, she smiles and replies " yeah, and did you know you forgot to bring me some milk." Hallmark moment over...
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@erinpye: LOL!! She is so funny and too cute. "You're nuts", that video was so funny.
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"Det cunt! Det cunt! Det CUNT!!!" While pointing outside.
She means "det är kallt" (it's cold) in Swedish. It snowed overnight. Lol.
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"Daddy! Get out of the shower! It's my turn!" (he's 22 months.)
He also likes to flush the toilet and say "Good-bye poop! I love you!"
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@dagret: bahaha! Poop love. HILARIOUS. Our LO likes to flush the toilet too, but he never uses it...... So, random flushing all day long!
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My LO is full of them these days!
E: I have a wedgie
me: that's okay that happens with big girl panties, just pick it.
E: Gross, DADDY PICK MY BUTT! (we were in a store)E sitting on the toilet, I asked if she had to go poopy or was it a false alarm?
E: mommy it's coming, it's just big, hold on.
Me: okay that's fine take your time.
E: stop talking to me, I concentrate. (starts to grunt)E: Mommy, daddy says I can't watch him potty.
me: that's okay, daddy's a boy he needs his privacy.
E: he doesn't want me to see his tail. -
@Kimberlybee: haha thank you! She cracks me up
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@LuLu Mom: his tail!!! LOL!!!!!!
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Last night we were talking about fires for some reason.
"If we see smoke we can look for a fire. Maybe it's a BBQ, maybe it's the kitchen, maybe someone crazy set the house on fire."
@LuLu Mom: hahaha! So funny!
@JennyD: awww!
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@MrsBrewer: @lamariniere: she came up with that all on her own. She busted the door open one time and goes "what are you doing?" and he said "I'm going potty" and she goes "huh through a tail" and walked out, and it has stuck. I should correct her....but it's too cute and I really don't want to hear my 2 year old running around saying penis
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We had dinner at my parents house Sunday night and their power went out
Chloe said "UGH pop pop! Did you pay the bills?!"
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