DD: 엄마 (mom), there's no 우유 (milk) in your 젓 (boob), we have to fill it up!
Haha Konglish ftw
DD: 엄마 (mom), there's no 우유 (milk) in your 젓 (boob), we have to fill it up!
Haha Konglish ftw
coconut / 8234 posts
@chopsuey: Hahaha. Refill on Boob 2, please!
This morning when we were heading to the elevator, LO said "we get in the alligator." I laughed so hard and then told her elevator not alligator!
honeydew / 7488 posts
I told my DD she was driving me crazy and she said "huh?? I can't drive!??"
hostess / wonderful watermelon / 39513 posts
No, I don't want. Too loud!!! (When I tried to turn on her humidifier)
pineapple / 12793 posts
Last night I asked DD how her dinner was. "Good"
didn't know she knew that word!
squash / 13208 posts
My DS told me "Mom sometimes I like to give myself butterfly kisses"
huh? how???
eggplant / 11824 posts
This morning when we woke up she said "hi!" And then patted me on the head and giggled and said "you silly bear" lol
nectarine / 2180 posts
This afternoon, when she was supposed to be napping, DD said to me, "It's been a rough day today," and when I asked her why, she said, "I haven't gotten to watch any TV at all today."
So tragic, right??
pomegranate / 3791 posts
@Mamaof2: I would be really curious to see her demonstrate this, haha!
My LO can't talk yet, but I had my 3 year old nephew over today who told me, "I'm gonna go tour the house. You stay here." I responded, "Um, that's not how it works, little man. I live here, I get to say what rooms you can and can't go into." "Oh, okay." LOL
hostess / eggplant / 11068 posts
"Stop trying to trick me! I know you're tricking me!"
(Long story, but she got confused about two different things and thought I was pulling a fast one)
cantaloupe / 6086 posts
LO is two and really into talking about potty stuff and we need to train soon.
I was in a public bathroom stall with her and she says really loudly "mama had a BIIIIIIG stinky!" And it wasn't even true ... She just thinks that every time you go. Kind of embarrassing but totally hilarious.
GOLD / wonderful coffee bean / 18478 posts
@Rubies: haha! Cute!
This is more gross than funny - "I made a big mess in the toilet" after having a particularly large BM. Ewwwwwwwh.
bananas / 9118 posts
Yesterday at the zoo some kids were taking photos and saying "cheese" C says, "cheese? where?"
He was making faces at my husband who said, "what?" and C said right back, "what?" super seriously.
cherry / 215 posts
LO (21 months) saw me pouring frozen blueberries in her oatmeal, and started to demand, "FESH BOOOOOBERRIES!! FESH BOOOOBERRRIES PEASE!"
blogger / pomegranate / 3044 posts
(Pointing to his belly button) "this is my other nipple!"
grapefruit / 4049 posts
I was in the bathroom and the door was just closed a little bit...
2 yo comes running in... "mama, you serious? you can't close the door!"
I was laughing at "you serious?"
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