This is a link to amazon for a product that slices bananas. No joke. The reviews are SO FUNNY.

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1356705586&sr=8-1&keywords=hutzler+571+banana+slicer