I was gonna spell it "snark-o-meter" but then I realized that sounds like something that makes snark... I want it to be something that measures or detects snark! So, it's pronounced "snark-aww-met-ter".
I've been so sick of snark lately that I think my snarkometer is a little extra sensitive... picks up snark even when snark is not really there. Makes for a lot of "calm yourself, Mrs. Wagon!" moments!
cantaloupe / 6800 posts
Mine must be broken because DH will be talking to me and i'll interrupt with a nice loud "SASS." and put my hand up like "talk to the hand" hahaha
My dog hears "Ok, sassy, damn" a LOT.
AKA I'm really hormonal and everything you say can and will be used against you, because I assume you are being mean to me haha!
blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
@MrsTiz: ok I'm totally stealing your SASS hand. I kind of love it.
GOLD / pineapple / 12662 posts
@MrsTiz: I hope the hand is also give in conjunction with a neck roll/snap! 
watermelon / 14206 posts
Lately, I've been interpreting everything as snark, especially in text. I've been too over sensitive this week. I really need to tone it down!
coconut / 8279 posts
@MrsTiz: love it
@mrs. wagon: maybe it's a Boston thing? lol sometimes I feel like this is SnarkCity! I need to borrow some of @MrsTiz's sass and not be so sensitive, hehe
hostess / wonderful persimmon / 25556 posts
@MsLipGloss: @MrsTiz: a la the afore mentioned Legally Blonde! 
hostess / wonderful persimmon / 25556 posts
I only seem to read snark when I'm hormonal. Then, it's everywhere.
cantaloupe / 6800 posts
@MsLipGloss: @mrs. wagon: they key is to do it really loud, so that way he has no choice but to stop talking.
SASS.
blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
@MrsTiz: and I just chortled out loud in my very quiet office.
GOLD / pineapple / 12662 posts
@MrsTiz: EPICally awesome!
@mrs. wagon: I'll see your chortle, and raise you a snort! The guy in the office next to me thought I was choking!
apple seed / 1 posts
That was a mean snark, unless you meant it to be mean. If you did. then it wasn't mean, it was just a straight forward snark. (I think)
Well, whatever
coconut / 8472 posts
@Turd Ferguson: I like how you come out of hiding for all the super random, back from the dead posts, lol.
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