A friend sent me an unrelated Daily Telegraph article, that linked to another story about this thread that came up on Mumsnet (and almost crashed their servers) last month:

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

Some of it might get lost in translation from British to American English, but it had me in stitches and I thought some (but I know not all of you, and I hope I don't offend anyone) would appreciate it too.

Apparently it went viral. The OP is such a good sport about the whole thing, and I love that noone is really mean to her (despite numerous opportunities) - but apparently she got banned from the site despite bringing them great publicity and new members. Seems a bit harsh.

After you've read some of the thread, take a look at this response from Hufffington Post UK, also pretty hilarious:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/09/penis-beaker-guide_n_4071146.html?utm_hp_ref=tw