To get to our office bathrooms, you have to walk down a little hallway and then turn right, with the stalls kind of behind you. I have made the stall to the right, immediately after the wall where the hallways ends, "mine". I've claimed it. In my head.

It has become such a habit that I turn right immediately and walk straight in. Well, today someone was in that stall and I walked right into the door. ouch.

I died probably 8 times while making my way to another stall to pee as fast as possible and get the F out.

PLEASE, someone share an embarrassing story with me and help take some of this red out of my cheeks.