So, who designs housing floor plans? I need to have a chat with whoever designed ours. I mean, I know not EVERY family has children, but a good majority do and I think they should take that into consideration!

Our master bathroom shares a wall with L, and the shower startles him awake every time we try to shower. So, I started showering in the other bathroom.... except... it's RIGHT across the hall from L's room and while it worked great when he was younger, it now wakes him up as well. Not to mention the sound of my blow dryer also wakes him up.

We use white noise in his room, I use the fan while showering...

I tried waiting until he was awake and showering WITH him, but that was a complete disaster and he either spent the time pitifully shivering on the floor or happily splashing about in my arms while I did not get any cleaner.

We NEED a bigger house with a different floor plan. DH is so attached to this one because of how convenient it is to run his business out of...

So I've succumbed to never showering. ever. I will never again. Not until L moves out...

I'm half joking and half venting....