I made the rookie mistake of giving my toddler my iPhone without the screen being locked. She somehow managed to mess up my Safari and I can't undo whatever she did! This is what it is doing (or not doing, rather):

The screen is really big and it won't let me adjust it smaller.
I can't scroll sideways, it automatically scrolls to the left side of the page once I get to the right side.
I am unable to post any on HB because it won't let me hit "submit" for whatever reason.
I can't open up a new page or use any of the commands at the bottom
When I try to scroll down, a bar comes up across the browser but fades once I stop scrolling.

I hope this makes sense to someone out there because it doesn't make sense to me. I don't even know where to begin to google it.