And LO is standing in her crib, throwing her monkeys at the floor and SCREAMING. She's refusing to be rocked and she screams whether I'm in the room or out of the room.

Like an idiot I thought I could push out bedtime by 15 minutes because my neighbor wanted us to stay at her daughter's b'day party long enough for cake. I thought we were safe because she'd taken a car nap on the way back from the beach in addition to two long naps.

This is on the back of A WEEK of her waking up in the middle of the night for between one and four hours (seriously, four hours? WTF?) and refusing to sleep. I am wrecked. I have so much work to do.

Just. Go. To. Sleep.

Can someone send me a case of wine?