The last childless female in my circle of friends, the one I was certain wouldn't have kids, is now pregnant. (Husband says "You know what this means? We HAVE to have kids, like, now.")

I'd be slightly LESS surprised if my parents told me they were adopting.

*Looks at ovary, uterus, and cervix* You. Do what you were made for. *grumble grumble grumble*