I'm a middle school girl at heart. Totally love this game. 
I'll start.
Would you rather... have the body of a SI swimsuit model, but have explosive diarrhea every single day OR weight 400 pounds, but never have intestinal distress (upset tummy, diarrhea, nausea, etc.) ever again?
Answer the person above you, then come up with your own!
bananas / 9973 posts
Lol! Haha! Fun game! SI model with tummy troubles!
Would you rather be bald forever or be super hairy all over?
cantaloupe / 6800 posts
I vote SI model, hairy with an awesome waxer, and runny nose!
Would you rather have a unibrow you can't pluck or no eyebrows and you can't draw them on?
GOLD / grapefruit / 4007 posts
@MrsTiz: no eyebrows. I would cut long blunt bangs !
Would you rather have a huge zit on your face 24/7 or have bad breath 24/7
nectarine / 2132 posts
@coacheswife123: bad breath 24/7
would you rather give up tv for the rest of your life or books.
GOLD / wonderful coconut / 33402 posts
@jmarionsmith: Books. I watch way too much TV.
Would you rather be deaf or blind?
coconut / 8681 posts
@Smurfette: ohhhh that's hard. I say blind because I want to hear my baby's voices!!
Would you rather be exotically gorgeous and have to live outside or be unfortunate looking and live in a hotel?
blogger / nectarine / 2687 posts
@Smurfette: deaf.
@Running Elley: live in a hotel!
would you rather have a torso that came down to your knees or legs that started at your boobs?
cantaloupe / 6800 posts
@Mrs. Cowgirl: dang. That sucks. Legs starting at boobs! No flabby stomach then!
clementine / 818 posts
@Mrs. Cowgirl: Legs at boobs, I think the alternative would make walking hard/ weird.
Would you rather have perma boogers hanging out your nose or unpluckable hair hanging out your nose?
blogger / nectarine / 2687 posts
@Dandelion: 4'5" you could wear cute little girls' clothes! 
would you rather have a voice like mickey mouse or isaac hayes?
coconut / 8475 posts
@Dandelion: 4'5"....hemming pants is easier than finding giant pants!
Would you rather have a difficult child & easy teenager or an easy child who grows up to be difficult teenager?
cantaloupe / 6164 posts
@Mrs. Cowgirl: I asked Dan this one, and of course he made it sexual! haha But, if you think about it... sex would be incredibly awkward in either of those scenarios!
@TurtleDoves: Difficult child/easy teenager -- teenagers scare me!!
Would you rather have rollerblade feet or headlight/spotlight boobs?
GOLD / wonderful coconut / 33402 posts
@photojane: feet, you can get everywhere faster and don't have to worry about the right shoes for the outfit
Would you rather eat the same thing evey day for the rest of your life or never eat your favorite thing again?
cherry / 193 posts
@photojane: Headlight/spotlight boobs for sure because you could cover them up.
Would you rather have a really flat bum or a really big bum?
hostess / wonderful honeydew / 32460 posts
Omg these are cracking me up!!
Never eat my favorite thing again.
Would you rather have unbleachable yellow teeth or uncurable body odor
GOLD / grapefruit / 4007 posts
@chopsuey119: body odor. I can use spray to try to hide it !
Would you rather never wash your hair again or never wash your body again
GOLD / grapefruit / 4007 posts
I asked my husband to come up with one
Omg.
Would you rather clean a Walmart toilet with your tongue or trim a homeless persons toenail with your teeth ?!?!?!
He is sick
ETA : no one has to answer this one haha I don't want to kill the thread I just had to share how cray he is
cantaloupe / 6164 posts
@Mrs. Monkey: I already have the flat bum! Give me a Kardashian booty!
@chopsuey119: that's a hard one! Teeth? I guess I could just try to talk with my teeth covered...? haha
Would you rather have an all-wool-head-to-toe wardrobe in a tropical climate or an all-bikini wardrobe in an arctic climate?
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