And you thought you were having a bad day...
And you thought you were having a bad day...
pineapple / 12053 posts
that is so so so so so so disgusting and i would have been flipping my shit and screaming!!! NO WAY would i have kept a massage and no way would i have not done everything to get that place shut down.
grapefruit / 4056 posts
One of my nurse friends sent me this the other night, and I was alternatively cringing and laughing so hard I snorted.
apricot / 287 posts
Gross! So so so gross! But so hilarious! I laughed so hard, DS was having trouble staying latched on while nursing! after all that, the moral of her story is to carry a flashlight!
grapefruit / 4819 posts
Hilarious!! I mean the actual event is beyond gross, but her thought processes afterwards had me shaking with laughter!
pear / 1547 posts
I laughed so hard I made DH read it because he wanted to know what was so funny! And yes, I definitely would have had the place shut down, or done everything in my power to, no questions asked. Also not stayed for another massage attempt, yikes!
pomegranate / 3127 posts
Oh my gosh, poor woman! Ewwwww. And thus was supposed to be the day she gets to relax and feel better. Good for her keeping her composure and her sense of humor!
persimmon / 1447 posts
Hahahahahaha! Oh. My. Goodness. That made me want to puke while I was shaking with laughter. That poor woman!
wonderful olive / 19353 posts
Omg! So, so gross that I really want to gag and throw up!! Go her for keeping her sense of humor to retell the story, but still *shudders*.
nectarine / 2288 posts
I would not have been that calm. i would have been running through the quiet room telling "this place is made of semen!"
apricot / 420 posts
So funny. My kids are looking at me like I'm weird because I'm laughing so much.
persimmon / 1179 posts
Oh my gosh, I'm traumatized!! I would have taken it much further than she has thus far!
wonderful kiwi / 23653 posts
I was laughing so hard just b/c of the way she wrote this!
I mean, do they not inspect the area before they bring in the next person?! I would've been soooo grossed out that I'd probably run out screaming naked, haha!
cantaloupe / 6206 posts
@snowjewelz: The real question is, the guy obviously KNEW the previous client had made a mess... did he just assume taking 2 layers of sheets off would hide the evidence?!?! Not like that happened in secret!
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