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@Anagram: I am totally an apple right now too. All boobs and gut. UGH.
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@kjpugs: @LovelyPlum: Me, too. Right now I'm a pear who just got a massive boobage upgrade….can our lingerie line be "Pear o' Tits"? Markets a little easier than "Do Your Boobs Hang Low?" as a brand.
Oooh, and our evening wear and formal line can be "Engorged Events," because you know I rock some awesome boobs…when they're full. Going to the Oscars? Don't pump, and show those puppies off!
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@indi: YOU WIN AT LIFE. That is all.
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@Anagram: lovely. This is all so glamorous.
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So I just caught up on this thread and am literally lol. I too am apple on tooth picks shaped. And I'm ten pounds below my regular pre preg weight (yay bfing) but my waist is the same ore preg size and mushier, and my legs are skinnier so all my jeans are so baggy. Total mom shape. Yoga pants fit great though.
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@indi: OMG, I just almost peed myself laughing. You win. You are our VP of Marketing.
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I'm struggling with this too. My son was baptized this weekend and I tried to find something decent to wear. I found a few tops online. Immediately returned because it hugged me in the boobs and gut. I settled on a halter dress, forgetting that the strapless bra is pre pregnancy and, by noon, the bra was I swear at my knees bc of my Bfing boobs.
Not pretty....
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This thread is hysterical!
@LovelyPlum: old navy made me hate myself and my PP body. Even after I lost all the weight and then some, my body was different and still couldn't fit into ON pants when they were the best fitting before pregnancy!
I've had the greatest luck with target dresses and bottoms, specifically the merona brand a-line dresses. ON still has the better tops (major boobage over here), but even targets pants are great.
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@Honeydew: I am about to embark upon a strapless bra journey, too. Wish me luck...
@Mrs. Jump Rope: I have never been able to wear their pants. They are not made for people with junk in their trunk.
HOWEVER, I think I found something that should work(well, boob/bra issues aside). Maternity maxi from ON, nude peep toe pumps,mint sweater that I already had (clearly unbuttoned, because boobs, obvi). I'm wearing it here with a spanx tank, or alternately, I have a tube top bra to try as well. I might even like it. Thoughts?
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@LovelyPlum: Looks good!
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@LovelyPlum: girl you saw my ass. ON fit me before I got pregnant with Chloe. Game over after she was born, even when I weighed less!
I LOVE that dress. It looks fantastic on you!
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@LovelyPlum: That looks great!
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