I was just pumping in my office and the window washers came by! I had to wrap a cardigan around me and slide under my desk, haha. Oh the life of a mom...
Share your funniest pumping story (even if it wasn't funny at the time)!
I was just pumping in my office and the window washers came by! I had to wrap a cardigan around me and slide under my desk, haha. Oh the life of a mom...
Share your funniest pumping story (even if it wasn't funny at the time)!
hostess / wonderful watermelon / 39513 posts
I wore a dress that unzipped in the back and I had to take it off to pump. My coworker walked in on me when I was pumping in my undies. It was awkward but we laughed about it later!
apricot / 498 posts
I had requested some updates in our mothers lounge. We have a pretty strict guide for checking the key to that room out. While I was pumping the electrician (who had his own key and no one knew that) just opened the door and came in. I smiled and waived I mean what are you going to do. I was comfortable in my skin. He still can't look me in the eye 1 year later.
grapefruit / 4923 posts
i had a friend who told me about a time when she was pumping for a minute or so and noticed that her lap felt soaked. she looked down and realized she had forgotten to screw the bottles on!
pomegranate / 3331 posts
@autumnlove: Ha! DH and i were just discussing this morning how i was kinda bummed i can't wear dresses this summer...weren't you cold?
@edelweiss: oh boy, i did this at home last week! i was making breakfast and left a trail of milk going back and forth to the refrigerator!
@Ms.SK: good for you! i feel like all my modesty went out the window when i had a baby.
honeydew / 7091 posts
@Pirouette: Oh man - how hilarious!
I don't really have anything ridiculous... I got walked in on all the time in our room, and FIL/MIL would randomly walk into our house while I was pumping - I just knew to always have a blanket nearby to throw on me JIC
I guess the funniest would be that I would constantly fall asleep while pumping, and wake up 30-40 minutes later!
pomegranate / 3601 posts
@edelweiss: this was gonna be my story! I felt so incredibly stupid...
grapefruit / 4554 posts
Nothing to ridiculous but my 2 year old the other day was to cute. I was about to pump for LO #2 and put all the pump parts on the glider and LO #1 sat in the glider and proceeded to unzip her jammies and was putting the pump parts to her chest and was saying "me, I do"
pomegranate / 3331 posts
@swurlygurl: oh man, your boobs must have been sore, haha!
@lavender: OMG SO CUTE!!!!
honeydew / 7811 posts
I fell asleep pumping at work once. It was only for like 10 minutes, but I got a big red mark on my forehead
My favorite thing has been embarrassing co-workers. We do not have a designated room to use, so I have been a few random places. Male co-workers will see me in a certain building and ask "what are you doing up here?" and I'll say "Do you REALLY want to know?" a few times. They are always all "Yes!" until I say "I'm pumping milk out of my breasts!" then they turn all red and start apologizing awkwardly and I say, "Well, you said you REALLY wanted to know!"
honeydew / 7091 posts
@Pirouette: Hah - they sure were the first time! Eventually 45 minute pumping sessions were my norm
honeydew / 7091 posts
@cmomma17: Oh my goodness, this!! I would walk to the pump room with my bag, which looked semi-businessy I guess, and male co-workers would see and it would always go like this: "Are you off to a meeting?" "...No..." "Oh, off to lunch?" "...No..." ::They stand there with confused face obviously waiting for an answer:: "I'm off to pump!!" ::embarrassed red faces stuttering and trying to get away::
hostess / wonderful watermelon / 39513 posts
@Pirouette: it wasn't that cold...I think it was May!
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