I was trying to text DH yesterday about ordering a part for my pump and it changed it to "I need to order a part for my pimp, and they don't take discover". Definitely not at all what I was trying to say! I love reading funny autocorrects. What are some of yours? 
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I txted DH that we needed to eat some type of meat for dinner and it turned meat into meth.
I can't thin of any on the top of my head but I love reading them too lol.
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I got this series of texts from Wagon Sr. the other day:
We are at Bed Bath and Beyond right now going to trying to get to go to party and pick up the shits
shades pick up the shades oh my goodness
voice tie up voice typing
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I was doing DHs laundry a while ago and he was at work - I texted him "do any of these sharts not go in the dryer?" he thought it was the funniest thing ever
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My friend is trying to get pregnant and I said how great it would be if we were pregnant together and I got :
' oh I know we could take some many cute orgy pics"
to which I replied:
'Orgy pics?? I'm not sure you understand what happens when people are pregnant at the same time lol"She meant to write preggo pics and her phone changed it to orgy lol
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@Rachel: haha! That one made me lol!
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My husband was home with my son last Friday and had indicated he was thinking of taking him to the zoo early that morning. A few hours later I got this: We are going room the zoo for an bourbon so then lunch . . . " I of course had to reply: "really? not where I'd go for a drink" His response: "stupid autocorrect . . . an hour or so is what I meant to say"
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I asked the DH if he got his books on tape from the library. I texted 'Did you ever get your books on rape?'
Ooops, definitely not rape.
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Hahaha! These were all hilarious
I can't think of anything off the top my head right now
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I texted my husband " Did you check out the boobs yet?". He was at the library. He replied "Yeah and I'm never returning them".
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Bumping an old thread. I went to the asian market last night and asked the DH if he wanted me to get roast duck.
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I had these two recently. I don't understand why it changes things I've typed correctly, like if what I'm writing makes sense why is it changing it?? Why does 'spew rat gifts' make more sense than 'separate gifts'???? And I really just wanted a picnic!
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@mrs. bird: Spew rat gifts! So random!
One night in the middle of the night I texted my mom to ask her to come to the nursery to help me give the babies their formula. Except I was so sleepy that nursery wasn't even close to spelled right and my phone autocorrected to Jerusalem. "Come to Jerusalem." She was like what the heck? So of course we now call the nursery Jerusalem.
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My iPhone used to autocorrect my husband's name to his brother's.
AWKWARD.
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haha
A long time ago, I meant to type or text (can't remember if it was on phone or computer) "xoxoxo" to DH at the end of my message. Well it got corrected to "Dodos." So we used Dodos as our "I love you" for a while -
@dagret: Autocorrect changes my DH's name to Ron.
@TheSwissWifeStyle: @mrs. bird: @twodoghouse: Haha!
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