I called all bugs "Sharps" and anything that flew in the air "Beepers." My parents still have no clue where those words came from!
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My mom swears to me my first sentence was "thank you please drive around". I also went through a phase from 3-4 where I would only answer to "Matilda" and insisted everyone call me "Matilda"
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When I was 5 I was telling my mom some stupid story about what happened in kindergarden that day and she was busy trying to make dinner. Apparently half way through I stopped and informed her "mommy, I want your eyes to look at my eyes when I'm talking to you". I was sassy from a young age : )
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@stiffaknee: hahaha did you mom hit up the drive-through a lot??
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I used to tell everyone my mom is afraid of chocolate. Really, she is ALLERGIC to chocolate but apparently that word was beyond my vocabulary so I went with afraid.
My dad and I had a thing where we would call rabbits, runny babbits and butterflies, flutterbies. I still call them that and when I'm talking to anyone who's not family I have to slow down and think through what I'm saying to make sure I say it the right way.
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@mediagirl lets just say cooking was not my moms strong point...i probably would not have eaten if it werent for mcdonalds happy meals!!
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I used to say "when artbee was a little boy, she ate Mac and cheese." I always made people the opposite sex, and they always ate Mac and cheese.
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When I was about four I told my parents very proudly that I had figured out how to "clap my butt." Not too long after that I had a very traumatic little cut on my finger which devastated me because I firmly believed that all my Chinese blood was leaking out. Apparently I had a nice little panic attack over not being Chinese anymore.
The best thing is that I remember my whole thought process in both situations.
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