What are some of the strangest things that your kids say?

For a few years now, DS always say, "I have done this before when I was grown up", "I have been there when I was a grown up.", "When I was a grown up I did xyz". All the time. Now I think that is just some creative thinking because he has claimed he has been to xyz restaurant when he was a grown up, and xyz restaurant has just opened maybe a few weeks/months ago lol. He said he has a time machine. Thing is, if he had traveled from the future, shouldn't he remain a grown up ? I don't have a time machine so I don't know how that works . Thing is, how does he even come up with the phrase "when I was a grown up"?

How about your LOs?