I couldn't wait for Chloe to start talking and now I find myself shushing her a lot.

Here's the latest gems:
- she screamed "help, help!!" a few times out the window when the neighborhood kids were playing. I wanted to die!!
- she slaps her chest and says "mama! I got boots!!!!" She means boobs. What are the chances she does this at preschool?

And she talks back:
- I rhetorically asked 'what was mama thinking?!' when I made a mistake and she shrugged and said "mama, I don't know!"
- papa jumper wasn't hurrying to the car fast enough so she sighed heavily and said "oh daddy...." and rolled her eyes.

Does your LO say anything that makes you crack up or want to crawl in a hole?