My neighbors' three grandchildren come and visit every weekend. They love to come in our backyard and play with W and play with her toys. The youngest is 3 (is that still a toddler?) and he said the funniest thing to me today!

J: are you the same girl that lived here last week?

Me: yes, of course I am.

J: hmmm. Well, you have eyelashes now. Last week your eyes were bald, and now you have eyelashes!

How observant! ! Last time he saw me, I had zero makeup on. This time, I was wearing liner and mascara! Can't believe he noticed!

What funny things have you heard toddlers say recently?