I just unleashed pregnancy RAGE on a pair of Direct TV salesmen. Cam just fell asleep for his nap, and he has been a beast today, so I was very relieved to get him down, then DING DONG! We just got a new doorbell plate since we are fixing up the front of the house to make it look nicer, and just re-hooked the doorbell after a million years of having it off.

We have a no soliciting sign next to the doorbell, so I asked them if they saw the sign, and got a "Yeah" (super impressed with their grasp of the English language) then I asked if they could read, and if they knew what soliciting meant and got a, "But we are quality control" and I explained that we have never and will never use their business... and by the end I was yelling and threatening to turn the hose on them if they didn't leave.

I feel better getting some of that pent up rage out, I've had some doozies with my first pregnancy. I feel a little bad since they have a crappy job to do, but part of me wants an HOA to limit some of this door to door crap. Usually I tell people that we are renters to get them to leave us alone, but that only works with repairmen