On my way to pick up my DH from the airport and the highway is shutdown. There was an accident that caused an oil spill that will need to be sanded. It is absolute mayhem. Cars are simultaneously trying to drive up the shoulder and reverse down the shoulder. People are driving the wrong way down exits. It is so scary!

Did I mention I have a screaming 5-month-old in the back seat? Someone please, please post something to make me laugh. We could be here for hours. I'm so scared one if these idiots driving on the shoulder/trying to get to shoulder will hit us!