I find it really annoying when H is finally asleep in her stroller when we're out and about in the city, and I have time to shop at leisure, and we walk into stores and the salesperson never notices my sleeping baby and comes toward us all excited and shouting her face off, "HELLO!!! HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?!? JUST SO YOU KNOW, ALL FINAL SALE MERCHANDISE IS 60% OFF, AND SHORTS ARE $35. AND ACCESSORIES ARE BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF!!!". Like I'm 100 yards away when I'm actually 5 ft away...And then H wakes up and I fantasize about Uppa Baby Vista tire marks on the sales girl's forehead.
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